…files for divorce. Before the judge:
Wife: ‘Your Honour, we’ve been married for ten years and we still haven’t made love!’
The judge asks the Transylvanian man: ‘You either don’t want to, or you can’t, or you don’t know how…?’
Husband: ‘I can, I want to, and I know how… But I just don’t understand what all the rush is about!’