The Aussie accent is a mix of cheekiness, a wild sense of humour, warmth and kindness. It sounds like someone grabbed the English language, ran it through a distortion device just to see what would happen, and decided it’s more fun and less effort that way. Vowels get stretched, words get chopped in half and handed back with an “-o” or “-ie” on the end, with an undertone of “screw ’em all”…