…I went Christmas shopping. After 20 minutes of fooling around, I got cold, so I bought a cup of mulled wine. After 5 minutes, I felt warm, joyful, and slightly unbalanced. And after another 5 minutes, I was the happy swaying Tower of Pisa… Effective immediately, I suspended shopping /fooling around and went quickly to the closest metro station, getting home somehow…
Beeecaaause todaaay…
