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…lilies on the swan lines, lilies on the Gems…arch-cuddle…forced landing…fire

…Two Transylvanians are coming back by train from Bucharest. At some point, near Cluj, Ion turns to Gheorghe and says: ‘Hey Gheo, how do you think it’s correct to say: Cluj or Cluuuuj?’ ‘Well, I think Cluuuuj.’ ‘But why?’ ‘Well, who the hell is rushing you?’

…Gheorghe, Ion, and Vasile are sitting on the porch. At one point, Ion says: ‘I think it’s going to rain tomorrow!’. An hour later, Gheorghe also speaks: ‘I think it won’t. ‘ After another hour, Vasile, upset, stands up and says: ‘If you two feel like arguing, I’m going home!’