My mentor assigned me a task – to write a positioning statement, and I’ve been fooling around with it for a while. What should I write? How about this?
‘I am a feline professional with significant leadership background in the energy sector. I possess profound expertise in managing felines and effective communication skills tailored for feline interactions. These abilities have been evidenced in my leadership of a team comprised of 15 engineer tomcats and 60 felines (primarily millennials – can you imagine?). Infinite Laughs.
At the moment, I have lost interest in small felines as I am deeply in love with a regal feline – a stunning, beautiful, stubborn Leo, who conceals their identity as a reserved Aussie citizen, occasionally morphing into a Honeybear.’